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But...but...*trembles lower lip*

Why am I the only naughty one? Why?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I set bookczuk's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I put gum in angelchild's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-107 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
kairon13

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antof9
Dec. 5th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
let's recap:

you have rendered an entire airplane insecure and unsafe, as a result of stealing the card

when you gave change to the homeless guy, you probably gave him pfenigs (I'm sure that spelling isn't right), which are now useless

not yielding in queue? really, what kind of behavior is that for a lady? Most likely it was a pregnant woman who needed to go to the bathroom, too. (remember, Santa sees EVERYTHING)

do we even need to discuss bookzuk's puppy? Shocking, I tell you!

And angelchild just got her hair done for a holiday party! Why in the world would you do such a thing?

. . .of course, some people don't think spanking is a punishment. . .
kairon13
Dec. 6th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
Interestingly, no mention of spiders ;D
martip
Dec. 5th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
alrescate was naughty, too, honey. I'm sure you didn't mean to be naughty! I saw a Christmas stocking in a store yesterday, that had

"Dear Santa,
I can explain."

written across it. :-)
kitsunecharmed
Dec. 5th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
You know, there are other ways to get someone to spank you...
teotakuu
Dec. 5th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
No darling, you are not the only naughty one. I too have sinned. I am repenting already.
danadoodle
Dec. 5th, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
i shall hit that button again and get a naughty so you don't go through that punishment alone....
danadoodle
Dec. 5th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday gorydetails and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In June I stole sprained_rabbit's purse (-30 points). In April I pulled bookczuk's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
judio
Dec. 5th, 2005 11:36 pm (UTC)
In September on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card

In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I set bookczuk's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I put gum in caffcaff's hair (-12 points).

I am shocked, kairon! I am really, really shocked! No more *hgus* for you!

*Severely*

;D :D
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