Crossposted to artspark
A slug in the salad
Half a slug in the salad.
Finding cat puke by stumbling half-awake and barefoot to the bathroom.
Builders' bum cleavage.
One hundred and forty-four.
Undercooked egg whites - they look like snot.
Picking your nose in public.
Picking your nose in public and eating the contents
Picking someone else's nose in public.
One hundred and forty-four people picking their noses in public.
Dogs licking themselves.
Farts in a lift.
Farts under the duvet.
People throwing up in the sink.
One hundred and forty-four people throwing up in the sink because they've found half a slug in the salad.
Trousers so low I can tell if she's had a Brazilian wax.
The spitoon joke - don't ask. Please don't ask.
Trying to think of 50 gross things. Hey, that's 7200 things...