|My LiveJournal Sitcom|
|Living With kairon13 (HBO, 3:00): kairon13 (Verne Troyer) buys alives (Isabella Rossellini)'s old unicycle. That weekend, buffra (John Ritter) accidentally throws away sirroy (Brooke Shields)'s hat. Upstairs, texaswren (John Cusack) eats sunneschii (Harrison Ford)'s raspberry cheesecake. That same day, islandmomma (Helen Hunt) can't open bookczuk (Valerie Bertinelli)'s jar of pickles. In the next town over, serenityblue (Breckin Meyer) makes reggiesgirl2 (Ali Larter) look stupid in front of a large crowd at a fish market. Hilarious results follow.|
|What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)|
That sitcom thing - stolen from lots of people.
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