The first five people who respond to this post with a properly formed request will get a poem written for them. You may specify the form, anything from blank verse to sonnet, but not sestina. You must specify the topic, the form, and the tone (silly to serious). Be forewarned, you are likely to be included in the poem, and I might do my level best to misinterpret what you ask for.

Extra warning from me - I may be slow getting round to your poem, so please be patient!