kairon13 (kairon13) wrote,
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Artspark #175

A description of yourself as written by an estate agent.

This semi-detached property, built in the Fifties, is in need of some maintenance but essentially sound.  The thatching has thinned out, but substantial amounts of insulation have been added over the years, especially to the middle floors. 
The property has a generally pleasant outlook, though it has to be admitted that the view can be obscured by local storms.  Some creaking is to be expected, especially in bad weather, and there are some odd noises at night time, but this is not unexpected in a property of this vintage, and adds to the somewhat eccentric character which has been described as charming by some viewers.
In the right hands, this could become a little treasure, and will reward loving attention many-fold.

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