50 adjectives I would never use to describe myself:

Agile, athletic,
blonde, brainless, beautiful,
coiffeured, competent
demure, dainty, disloyal,
energetic, elegant, exquisite,
frightening, flower-like
gorgeous,  golden
haughty
impressive, industrious,
Junoesque,
kittenish,
languid, lacklustre,
manicured, modish,
naff, noble
organised
putrid, purposeful, pretty.
quiet
rabid, rancid, rubbishy, respectable, rigid
sophisticated, sycophantic, self-assured
terrifying, truculent, tidy
unloving, unloved, unintelligent
virtuous,
waif-like
young

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