February 28th, 2006


Bleat - I had to give in

If I were a month I would be: Masá'il (the fourteenth month of the Baha'i calendar - it means Questions!)
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dusk
If I were a planet I would be: Anarres
If I were a animal I would be: hunted
If I were a direction I would be: East of the Sun and West of the Moon.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An antique writing bureau, with many hidden compartments
If I were a liquid I would be: water running through your fingers
If I were a tree I would be: a mountain ash
If I were a flower/plant I would be: catnip
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rainbow weather - sunshine through rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a theremin
If I were an emotion I would be: constantly changing
If I were a color I would be: purple, of course
If I were a vegetable I would be: A Welsh leek
If I were a sound I would be: Animated conversation
If I were an element I would be: mercury
If I were a car I would be: trying to turn myself into a bicycle
If I were a song I would be: Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)
If I were a movie I would be directed by: some total unknown
If I were a book I would be written by: myself, I hope.
If I were a food I would be: mashed potato - not too exciting, but comforting
If I were a place I would be: home
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: that strange taste which almost reminds you of something you enjoyed as a child, but you can't quite place it.
If I were a scent I would be: lavender and clary sage
If I were a word I would be: sweetie
If I were an object I would be: a tub of bubbles
If I were a body part I would be: a pair of arms
If I were a facial expression I would be: a wry grin
If I were a cartoon character I would be: much funnier!
If I were a shape I would be : a double spiral
If I were a number I would be: 13