September 20th, 2006


Artspark #147

Write from the point of view of a life-class model who is being distracted from keeping her/his pose by...what?

Well, this isn't as bad as I thought - the room's quite warm, so not too many goose pimples.  And I barely blushed as I slipped the robe off.  Most of the people in the painting class are women, which helps, and they're all shapes and sizes, so I'm sure they won't be laughing at my cellulite.

Take up my pose - careful, don't want to get myself into a posture I can't hold.  If I sit like this, with my legs here and my right arm there, I should be able to keep that pose for ages.  And it hides my boobs a bit from the earnest looking young man on my right.  I'm sure he's very nice, but still...

The woman with the curly brown hair is painting really fast - she's just slapping that paint on.  She seems to be enjoying it, anyway.  Not like the tall woman with the blue rinse - she looks as if she's in pain, scrunching up her forehead and biting her lip.  Hey, I know I'm no supermodel, lady, but it's not that bad...

What is that tickling my foot?  Is there a loose thread on the cloth they've draped on this chair?  How annoying!  I wish I could move it just a little bit.  Maybe if I move very slowly no-one will notice I've changed position a smidgen...


It isn't a loose thread, is it?  It's moving.  Those are little legs.  Little spidery legs.

At least, I hope they're spidery legs.  Because if they're not...

It's moving up my leg.  I wish I could turn my head.

I think...I think I'm going to scream...


Well, at least Mrs BrownCurlyHair got something out of the class - her Naked Middle-Aged Woman Screaming turned out a treat.

Crossposted to artspark
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That pirate thing

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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Your capable first mate kitsunecharmed
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold deenbat
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past semioticghosts
Is always the first one into the fray rubbergirl
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship mlburgess
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog shadiehawke
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker kitsunecharmed
The amount of money you make as a pirate $89,513
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I'm in the mood for memes...

LiveJournal Username
favorite drink
weapon of choice
do you like the taste of envelope glue?
the evil ninja mastermind hellbent on world domination jugglingpfoole
the bewitching and sexually ambiguous one that no one knows anything about dawni
the scarysmart one, eerily calm even in the midst of chaos theobromaphile
the tiny, seemingly-delicate one with a deadly temper and awesome strength spedbug
the pale, quiet one who turns out to be really, really scary teotakuu
the sexy, smirking anti-villain who joins your side at the last moment lizmopuddy
the snarky punk mercenary who's only there for the money and coz they love a good fight kf_in_georgia
the distant arrogant aristocrat who wants to bring down the society they were born into jugglingpfoole
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Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
That jugglingpfoole! So many ways of being evil...