Write a personal ad (Lonely Hearts ad) from a fictional or mythological character.
Aristocratic gentleman, been around a while but well preserved, seeks tasteful young lady for evening activities (blue blood not a requirement, red will be most satisfactory). Possibility of an extremely long-term relationship.
Me: Dark and shadowy, have own cloak and castle. You: innocent and trusting, with good neck veins. No garlic-eaters need apply.
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