kairon13 (kairon13) wrote,

For Artspark #318

Write a personal ad (Lonely Hearts ad) from a fictional or mythological character.

Aristocratic gentleman, been around a while but well preserved, seeks tasteful young lady for evening activities (blue blood not a requirement, red will be most satisfactory).  Possibility of an extremely long-term relationship. 
Me: Dark and shadowy, have own cloak and castle.  You: innocent and trusting, with good neck veins.  No garlic-eaters need apply.
Reference: Vlad666

Crossposted to artspark
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