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But...but...*trembles lower lip*

Why am I the only naughty one? Why?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I set bookczuk's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I put gum in angelchild's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-107 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
kairon13

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kitsunecharmed
Dec. 5th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
You know, there are other ways to get someone to spank you...