Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In March, I sacrificed martip to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon alives (65 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).
In short, I have been very good (515 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, kairon13
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