sleepy| April Fool | |
 danadoodle | sells your elderly relatives on Ebay. |
| inkognitoh | eggs your cat. |
| kitsunecharmed | smiles. All the time. |
| martip | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| myopicmeringue | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| rubbergirl | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
| shadiehawke | paints your house orange. |
| sirroy | TPs your dog. |
| thesirannon | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| yokospungeon | glues your head to your bedroom ceiling. |
Then tried some randomness and got this:
| April Fool | |
| alicefanclub | glues your house to your bedroom ceiling. |
| b_and_m_81 | eggs your cat. |
| bookczuk | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| bountifulpots | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| caffcaff | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| inkognitoh | TPs your car. |
| islandmomma | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| kf_in_georgia | sells your elderly relatives on Ebay. |
| myopicmeringue | paints your dog orange. |
| shadiehawke | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
There seem to be some common themes!
